Pregnant Turkey?

Okay, I got this from my mom by email today. It refers to Thanksgiving but it is still very apropo, don't you think?

One year at Thanksgiving my mom went to my sister'shouse for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick on her. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(S) back in the oven.When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! She is a Blonde.

Now, this is a picture of me at the office last week. Close one eye and squint while looking - but don't look too long...