Olypmic Walking
Joke of the day:
A guy is walking through a fairground one day, when he notices a stunning redhead sprawled on the ground unconscious.
Kneeling next to the beauty, he lightly slaps her face. No response. Then he rubs her wrists. Nothing. He even tries mouth to mouth. The gorgeous woman does not respond. Finally, the guy takes another tack. He unbuttons the girl's blouse, and slides it off her body. Then, unhooking her bra, he begins to massage and fondle her firm, soft breasts.
The girl begins to moan and gasp in pleasure, her nipples stiffening, and finally her eyes flutter open.
"Oh thank you," she sighs. Looking down at the guy's hands, still massaging her tits, she goes on. "Tell me, how did you think of such a novel way to revive me?"
"It wasn't my idea," he says. "That guy over there kept shouting, "Rubber balloons ..... Rubber balloons!"
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I really didn't feel like going to the gym today - but I did! I compromised and did 40 mins on the treadmill walking at 3.5 incline and 4 mph. I was watching the Olympic skating and it was a bit tricking walking and watching at the same time. I would start to move with them as they wound up for their jump and oooh, it startled me too when they made a fall. It was better to have done something than nothing at all..
Dinner Ideas - all BFL friendly! (click for recipe)
Italian Meatloaf
Citrus Chicken Burger
Lasagna and Caesar Salad
Cheeseburgers and Coleslaw
Spicy Sausage Manicotti
A guy is walking through a fairground one day, when he notices a stunning redhead sprawled on the ground unconscious.
Kneeling next to the beauty, he lightly slaps her face. No response. Then he rubs her wrists. Nothing. He even tries mouth to mouth. The gorgeous woman does not respond. Finally, the guy takes another tack. He unbuttons the girl's blouse, and slides it off her body. Then, unhooking her bra, he begins to massage and fondle her firm, soft breasts.
The girl begins to moan and gasp in pleasure, her nipples stiffening, and finally her eyes flutter open.
"Oh thank you," she sighs. Looking down at the guy's hands, still massaging her tits, she goes on. "Tell me, how did you think of such a novel way to revive me?"
"It wasn't my idea," he says. "That guy over there kept shouting, "Rubber balloons ..... Rubber balloons!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~
I really didn't feel like going to the gym today - but I did! I compromised and did 40 mins on the treadmill walking at 3.5 incline and 4 mph. I was watching the Olympic skating and it was a bit tricking walking and watching at the same time. I would start to move with them as they wound up for their jump and oooh, it startled me too when they made a fall. It was better to have done something than nothing at all..
Dinner Ideas - all BFL friendly! (click for recipe)
Italian Meatloaf
Citrus Chicken Burger
Lasagna and Caesar Salad
Cheeseburgers and Coleslaw
Spicy Sausage Manicotti
1 Comments:
Love the joke! Thanks for the laugh.
Pers
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