Today's Nonsense

Four jobs I have had:
1. Cashier
2. Sandwich maker
3. Housekeeping staff (hotel)
4. Admin Assistant

Four nicknames I've been given:
1. Thunder Thighs
2. Two Tonne Tessy
3. Jennifer Peacock
4. Jenna

Four movies I would watch over and over:
1. Grease
2. Grease II
3. Wizard of Oz
4. Star Wars - Return of the Jedi

Four places I have lived:
1. Richmond
2. Vancouver
3. Surrey
4. -

Four TV shows I love to watch:
1. 24
2. LOST
3. Restaruant Makeover
4. Flip This House

Four places I have been on vacation:
1. Mexico
2. England
3. Hawaii
4. Amsterdam

Four things I could NOT live without: (in no particular order)
1. My Mom
2. Bill
3. Aaron
4. Chocolate

Four of my favorite foods:
1. Roast Chicken
2. Prime Rib
3. Chocolate
4. Pasta

Four places I would rather be right now:
1. with Bill
2. by the pool waiting for Manuel to bring me my margarita
3. Jogging in a park
4. on a plane going Spain

DATING RITUALS

ENGLISH WOMEN

First date : You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date : You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date : You get to have sex, but only in the
missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN
First Date : You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date : You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary : You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date : You take her to a play and an expensive
restaurant.
Second Date : You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti and meatballs.
Third Date : You have sex, she wants to marry you and
insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary : You already have 5 kids together and hate
the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary : You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN
First Date : You get dynamite head.
Second Date : You get more great head.
Third Date : You tell her you'll marry her and never get head
again.

CHINESE WOMEN
First date : You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing
happens.
Second date : You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing
happens again.
Third date : You don't even get to the third date and you already
realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN
First date : Meet her parents.
Second date : Set the date of the wedding.
Third date : Wedding night.

AFRICAN AMERICAN WOMEN
First Date : You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date : You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
dinner.
Third Date : You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date : She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date : You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on
Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date : She's pregnant.
Third Date : She moves in. One week later ~ her mother, father,
his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and
beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but
now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.
The point? Don't you just love Irish women?